Play as Cassiel, a foul-mouthed angel trapped in a time loop with a mission to save Heaven. Use the magical clock bestowed upon you from Death (yes, that Death, from Manual Samuel, stop asking) to jump between timelines across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim to stop Heaven from going boom. Again.
The Holy Gosh Darn playtime stats
4 Steam players on record have spent 36 hours in The Holy Gosh Darn, 8.9 hours each on average; the median player has 9.8 hours. Over the last 30 days 0% of active players played it, 0.0 hours in all, most of all on Saturdays. A typical day of play lasts 0.1 hours.
Total playtime
= 36 hours total
across 4 players
Avg per player
median 9.8h
Avg day of play
per player, on days they play
Loyalty
of its players' Steam time · top game for 0 players
New players
first played it in the last 30 days
Achievements
avg unlocked · 2 players at 100%
The Holy Gosh Darn over time
UTC days. Each line is scaled to its own range; hover a day for the values. Today is still in progress.
Trend
last 30 days vs the 30 beforeShare of active players
0 players of 4,709
0%
down 0.1 pts
Share of hours played
0.0h in 30 days
0%
Hours per player
in the last 30 days
n/a
Shares, not raw counts: more players join every week, so raw totals mostly show our own growth.
Weekday pattern
avg hours, UTCBusiest on Saturdays, 496% above an average day.
Hours played per day
all players on record, UTC days · hover a dayDays played
2
Playtime on record
0.1h
Avg per day
0.1h
Biggest day
0.1h
Sep 26
Most players
1
Sep 20
Favorite day
Saturday
Top players
Full leaderboard- 1
Misroh16h - 2
TourqeGlare
6.0h
Top Steam Scores
first to 100% leads- 1
xxadonisxx
100%1,462 - 2
ethanrb11100%1,462 - 3Misroh1,232
How long players stay
lifetime hours per player- Under 1h1 (25%)
- 1–10h1 (25%)
- 10–50h2 (50%)
- 50–100h0 (0%)
- 100–500h0 (0%)
- 500h+0 (0%)
25% of players have under 2 hours, inside Steam's refund window.
Top countries
by players on record- United States2 players0.1% of its players
- Philippines1 player4.5% of its players
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