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No, I'm not a Human playtime stats
70 Steam players on record have spent 355 hours in No, I'm not a Human, 5.1 hours each on average; the median player has 3.5 hours. The top 10% have 12 hours or more, while 26% are still under two hours, inside Steam's refund window. Over the last 30 days 0% of active players played it, 0.6 hours in all, most of all on Wednesdays. A typical day of play lasts 0.6 hours. Its players also play Geometry Dash, Wallpaper Engine and Counter-Strike 2.
Total playtime
= 355 hours total
across 70 players
Avg per player
median 3.5h
Avg day of play
per player, on days they play
Loyalty
of its players' Steam time · top game for 0 players
New players
first played it in the last 30 days
Achievements
avg unlocked · 1 player at 100%
No, I'm not a Human over time
UTC days. Each line is scaled to its own range; hover a day for the values. Today is still in progress.
Trend
last 30 days vs the 30 beforeShare of active players
1 player of 2,335
0%
Share of hours played
0.6h in 30 days
0%
Hours per player
in the last 30 days
0.6h
Shares, not raw counts: more players join every week, so raw totals mostly show our own growth.
Weekday pattern
avg hours, UTCBusiest on Wednesdays, 600% above an average day.
Hours played per day
all players on record, UTC days · hover a dayDays played
1
Playtime on record
0.6h
Avg per day
0.6h
Biggest day
0.6h
Oct 21
Most players
1
Oct 21
Favorite day
Wednesday
Top players
Full leaderboard →- 1
oxxhillarY
24h - 2
helli4ka19h - 3
ᛢøᚳᚴ狼™
15h - 4
Hm844
14h - 5
xxadonisxx
13h - 6
h0ax
13h - 7
His Doorman13h - 8
DarkS1DE
12h - 9
Vrile
11h - 10
Horse Bandito9.9h
How long players stay
lifetime hours per player- Under 1h4 (6%)
- 1–10h57 (81%)
- 10–50h9 (13%)
- 50–100h0 (0%)
- 100–500h0 (0%)
- 500h+0 (0%)
26% of players have under 2 hours, inside Steam's refund window.
Top countries
by players on record- United States15 players2% of its players
Canada5 players5% of its players
United Kingdom3 players2.2% of its players
Germany3 players2% of its players- Italy2 players4.3% of its players
- Sweden2 players4.5% of its players
Players also play
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