Run your pizza shop up front and handle shady business out back. Help hand-crafted NPCs with favors that never go as planned. Play solo or online co-op with up to four players and expand your operation across Hobarey Town. In this darkly comedic management sim - become that guy everyone knows.
I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator playtime stats
4 tracked Steam players have spent 29 hours in I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator, 7.4 hours each on average; the median player has 6.2 hours. Over the last 30 days 0.1% of active players played it, 3.4 hours in all, most of all on Wednesdays. A typical day of play lasts 3.4 hours.
Total playtime
= 29 hours total
across 4 players
Avg per player
median 6.2h
Avg day of play
per player, on days they play
Loyalty
of its players' Steam time · top game for 0 players
New players
first played it in the last 30 days
Achievements
avg unlocked · 0 players at 100%
I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator over time
UTC days. Each line is scaled to its own range; hover a day for the values. Today is still in progress.
Trend
last 30 days vs the 30 beforeShare of active players
1 player of 1,551
0.1%
Share of hours played
3.4h in 30 days
0%
Hours per player
in the last 30 days
3.4h
Shares, not raw counts: we track more players every week, so raw totals mostly show our own growth.
Weekday pattern
avg hours, UTCBusiest on Wednesdays, 600% above an average day.
Hours played per day
all tracked players, UTC days · hover a dayDays played
1
Tracked playtime
3.4h
Avg per day
3.4h
Biggest day
3.4h
Oct 7
Most players
1
Oct 7
Favorite day
Wednesday
Top players
Full leaderboard →- 1
xxadonisxx
13h - 2
grlzcov7.1h - 3
Ace
5.2h - 4
Shadow3.7h
How long players stay
lifetime hours per player- Under 1h0 (0%)
- 1–10h3 (75%)
- 10–50h1 (25%)
- 50–100h0 (0%)
- 100–500h0 (0%)
- 500h+0 (0%)
0% of players have under 2 hours, inside Steam's refund window.
Top countries
by tracked players- Philippines1 player10% of its players
- Australia1 player1.9% of its players