A silly physics-based golf parody where every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd you will ask yourself: WHAT THE GOLF?
WHAT THE GOLF? playtime stats
26 Steam players on record have spent 152 hours in WHAT THE GOLF?, 5.8 hours each on average; the median player has 4.9 hours. The top 10% have 15 hours or more, while 38% are still under two hours, inside Steam's refund window. Over the last 30 days 0% of active players played it, 0.0 hours in all.
Total playtime
= 152 hours total
across 26 players
Avg per player
median 4.9h
Avg day of play
per player, on days they play
Loyalty
of its players' Steam time · top game for 0 players
New players
first played it in the last 30 days
Achievements
avg unlocked · 5 players at 100%
WHAT THE GOLF? over time
UTC days. Each line is scaled to its own range; hover a day for the values. Today is still in progress.
Trend
last 30 days vs the 30 beforeShare of active players
0 players of 2,450
0%
Share of hours played
0.0h in 30 days
0%
Hours per player
in the last 30 days
n/a
Shares, not raw counts: more players join every week, so raw totals mostly show our own growth.
Weekday pattern
avg hours, UTCNot enough days recorded yet.
Hours played per day
all players on record, UTC days · hover a dayTop players
Full leaderboard →- 1
xxadonisxx
19h - 2
TiToFoNs
19h - 3
cheg
16h - 4
- 5
Efesmen12
9.1h - 6
ɆxⱣɍømɨ
9.1h - 7
Pancho3800
8.3h - 8
Gulledrengen
7.7h - 9
TJL07
6.1h - 10
mortal5.9h
How long players stay
lifetime hours per player- Under 1h5 (19%)
- 1–10h17 (65%)
- 10–50h4 (15%)
- 50–100h0 (0%)
- 100–500h0 (0%)
- 500h+0 (0%)
38% of players have under 2 hours, inside Steam's refund window.
Top countries
by players on record- United States4 players0.5% of its players
- Russia2 players2.4% of its players
- Germany2 players1.2% of its players
- Philippines1 player8.3% of its players
- Spain1 player2.9% of its players
- Türkiye1 player2.7% of its players
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